So you want to give me money?  Well I think that’s great.  It’s gonna be a win-win situation, cause you’ll get something fantastic, and I get to eat.  And keep doing crazy things for a living.  My dream is to never have to grow up or get a job, and you can help keep my dream alive with any of the following.

Handmade gangster-rap greeting cards – $5.  I letterpress print and design the world famous Ye Olde Gangster rap greeting cards. You can buy them here.

Gummi bear portraits – $495.  As featured in Urban Outfitters, Regretsy, and Etsy.  Get your very own handmade, one-of-a-kind gummi bear portrait.

Gummi Bear Scream by Melissa Rachel Black

Fine art prints – $45.  I make kick-ass illustrations and photography.  Choose from the images in the slideshow, pay with paypal below, and a signed, archival matte print will be in your hands shortly.

Custom illustrations and graphic design.  I run Art Outlines, make custom illustrations, web design, wedding invitations, business cards, logos, brand identity and more.  Browse my design portfolio on flickr and drop me a line at info@artoulines.com.  I’ll get back to you with a quote.

Donate to The E.A.T. Team – $12.  It’s an epic odyssey to find, unite, and expose the world’s great upcoming culinary masters and artists and bring the fruits of their labor into your home.  We’ll turn your green paper into something amazing.  Read more at www.theeatteam.com and donate below.  Any amount is much appreciated!